Blurred Lines parody by Auckland Uni law students
Hilariously, this version is somehow more controversial than the awful original, and has been removed from youtube.
Never tell a bitch that she gotta drop a size.
You wanna box gap? Show me your six pack.
Wanna landing strip? You’d better get ripped.
I apologise if you think my lines are crass,
Tell me how it feels to get verbally harassed.
So we can fuck this man’s world,
With all its bullshit,
Girls don’t deserve it.
We ain’t good girls:
We are scholastic,
Smart and sarcastic,
Not fucking plastic.
If you wanna get nasty,
Just don’t harass me:
You can’t just grab me.
That’s a sex crime!
Yeah we don’t want it -
You’re such a bigot!
New favourite Blurred Lines parody.